Tuesday, October 11, 2011
The Secret to Growing a Mega Church...
I can be your consultant to help you grow a mega church. All it takes is money, including paying a consultant :) You need money to hire the best professional staff possible. Your lead minister must be an incredible leader, strong administrator, and a great preacher. He must really know Scripture because he will the source of most of the Bible study at this church.
The rest of the staff must be top-flight. They must be able to stucture enough programs and have enough interns so that every possible interest of every member is provided for. If they want it, provide it.
Worship must be top of the line. Professional musicians should be used. I know -- more money -- but we want the best. We want people to come out "blown away" by the experience.
The building must be first class. Acoustics are key. So is the right location. It must be easy for people to drive to because you may need to draw from well outside your neighborhood.
Target the right audience. You need to appeal to those people who have given up on their church. Maybe it did not meet their needs. Maybe it asked too much of them. Maybe worship just didn't "do it" for them. Low hanging fruit. Pick it.
There are a few things to guard against.
Don't expect your members to be involved. You have a top of the line staff to handle all the programs. Your preacher will do the studying. Staff will handle all worship responsibilities. Staff will cast the right vision. Let people come in, have an uplifting experience, and get out on time. Be sure we take care of the children from cradle to college. Parents have enough pressure making a living. If you ask too much, they may move to the church down the road and then they will be the mega-church.
Don't get complacent in worship. Stay cutting edge. Do something different. If you don't, they may find another church whose worship is more entertaining. Oops, I meant exciting. Wait... I meant meaningful.
Watch out for people. they can mess up everything. They have struggles and can really distract you from the programs. Some of them want to be used in Kingdom business. Stick them on a committee or involve them in a program under staff supervision. But do not let them out in the world doing ministry on their own. Growth must be controlled and managed properly.
Finally, watch out for people from the world. They can cause us to lose focus on meeting our needs. They don't understand contemporary and traditional worship wars. Sorry, I meant worship focus. They may ask questions that are awkward. Let the professionals handle them if they must be dealt with.
Remember -- it is a war out there. There are lots of churches and not enough members. You want to be the biggest and best. If you don't please everybody, the next church will. So play defense. Don't do anything to offend anyone. Do everything to please everyone. I know that sounds hard, but you can do it.
You too can have a mega church. Just think how different Acts could have been if they only knew how to grow a mega church.
The rest of the staff must be top-flight. They must be able to stucture enough programs and have enough interns so that every possible interest of every member is provided for. If they want it, provide it.
Worship must be top of the line. Professional musicians should be used. I know -- more money -- but we want the best. We want people to come out "blown away" by the experience.
The building must be first class. Acoustics are key. So is the right location. It must be easy for people to drive to because you may need to draw from well outside your neighborhood.
Target the right audience. You need to appeal to those people who have given up on their church. Maybe it did not meet their needs. Maybe it asked too much of them. Maybe worship just didn't "do it" for them. Low hanging fruit. Pick it.
There are a few things to guard against.
Don't expect your members to be involved. You have a top of the line staff to handle all the programs. Your preacher will do the studying. Staff will handle all worship responsibilities. Staff will cast the right vision. Let people come in, have an uplifting experience, and get out on time. Be sure we take care of the children from cradle to college. Parents have enough pressure making a living. If you ask too much, they may move to the church down the road and then they will be the mega-church.
Don't get complacent in worship. Stay cutting edge. Do something different. If you don't, they may find another church whose worship is more entertaining. Oops, I meant exciting. Wait... I meant meaningful.
Watch out for people. they can mess up everything. They have struggles and can really distract you from the programs. Some of them want to be used in Kingdom business. Stick them on a committee or involve them in a program under staff supervision. But do not let them out in the world doing ministry on their own. Growth must be controlled and managed properly.
Finally, watch out for people from the world. They can cause us to lose focus on meeting our needs. They don't understand contemporary and traditional worship wars. Sorry, I meant worship focus. They may ask questions that are awkward. Let the professionals handle them if they must be dealt with.
Remember -- it is a war out there. There are lots of churches and not enough members. You want to be the biggest and best. If you don't please everybody, the next church will. So play defense. Don't do anything to offend anyone. Do everything to please everyone. I know that sounds hard, but you can do it.
You too can have a mega church. Just think how different Acts could have been if they only knew how to grow a mega church.
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I know that this is tongue in cheek...
I'm going to assume that you didn't gather these 'secrets' from successful mega churches. These must be things that you've heard in your circle...
I can think of a few fast growing churches that would have differing strategies. Or, they would have a different view of what is most important (rather than your emphasis on money...see Beltway Park or Andy Stanley's church)
Your Topics & Implied Way for truly growing your impact in the community:
Lead Minister--any old joe will do: mediocre leader, administrator, and/or preacher. No Scripture knowledge needed.
Professional Staff--any old joe will do: organizational skill, ideas, programs are not important
Worship: Professional, talented leaders are not needed. We are ok with people leaving our time together 'underwhelmed' by the worship. God is okay with less than our best.
Building: The old adage 'location, location, location' is silly. Do we even need a building? If so, does it really need to be accessible (including wheelchair/ADA)?
Target Audience Part I: Avoid people who are spiritually weak.
Member Involvement Part I: Provide great opportunities for your people to not only come in and have a (mediocre) experience, but to be engaged and contribute.
Worship Style: Don't change. Don't try to be relevant in our culture or to our kids. In fact, let's roll back to the way it was in the '90s. 1890s that is. You know, before there were radios. What? You prefer hymns from when you grew up in the '60s? So demanding for your entertainment!
Member Involvement Part II: Make it happen. Get out of their way. Don't throw up barriers. Don't try to manage them. (unless it is a touchy subject, like worship style)
Target Audience Part II: Look for those who are hurting. Encourage our members to reach out to them. Reach out and include those who may not care about issues we hold dear (like worship style)...unless it's a touchy subject (see above).
Conclusion:
"So play defense. Don't do anything to offend anyone. Do everything to please everyone. I know that sounds hard, but you can do it."
Odd concluding advice. It seems counter to everything you mentioned that mega churches were doing...
"Play defense": Don't progress.
"Don't offend anyone": Don't change. Don't reach.
"Do everything to please everyone": Be mediocre. Be bland. Don't upset those who are holding onto traditions...manage those who are wanting to explore non-traditional ways of reaching people.
Again, my post is a reflection of what a few people might imply from your post. Please don't be upset with me, although you may agree with my reflection. It just seems a bit harsher when the opposite is presented.
I think it would be more useful to share your thoughts on how a church can avoid a declining impact in your community.
-Matt B.
I'm going to assume that you didn't gather these 'secrets' from successful mega churches. These must be things that you've heard in your circle...
I can think of a few fast growing churches that would have differing strategies. Or, they would have a different view of what is most important (rather than your emphasis on money...see Beltway Park or Andy Stanley's church)
Your Topics & Implied Way for truly growing your impact in the community:
Lead Minister--any old joe will do: mediocre leader, administrator, and/or preacher. No Scripture knowledge needed.
Professional Staff--any old joe will do: organizational skill, ideas, programs are not important
Worship: Professional, talented leaders are not needed. We are ok with people leaving our time together 'underwhelmed' by the worship. God is okay with less than our best.
Building: The old adage 'location, location, location' is silly. Do we even need a building? If so, does it really need to be accessible (including wheelchair/ADA)?
Target Audience Part I: Avoid people who are spiritually weak.
Member Involvement Part I: Provide great opportunities for your people to not only come in and have a (mediocre) experience, but to be engaged and contribute.
Worship Style: Don't change. Don't try to be relevant in our culture or to our kids. In fact, let's roll back to the way it was in the '90s. 1890s that is. You know, before there were radios. What? You prefer hymns from when you grew up in the '60s? So demanding for your entertainment!
Member Involvement Part II: Make it happen. Get out of their way. Don't throw up barriers. Don't try to manage them. (unless it is a touchy subject, like worship style)
Target Audience Part II: Look for those who are hurting. Encourage our members to reach out to them. Reach out and include those who may not care about issues we hold dear (like worship style)...unless it's a touchy subject (see above).
Conclusion:
"So play defense. Don't do anything to offend anyone. Do everything to please everyone. I know that sounds hard, but you can do it."
Odd concluding advice. It seems counter to everything you mentioned that mega churches were doing...
"Play defense": Don't progress.
"Don't offend anyone": Don't change. Don't reach.
"Do everything to please everyone": Be mediocre. Be bland. Don't upset those who are holding onto traditions...manage those who are wanting to explore non-traditional ways of reaching people.
Again, my post is a reflection of what a few people might imply from your post. Please don't be upset with me, although you may agree with my reflection. It just seems a bit harsher when the opposite is presented.
I think it would be more useful to share your thoughts on how a church can avoid a declining impact in your community.
-Matt B.
Hi Steve from Chertsey UK. surfing for Malawi and Medalitso I found you and suddenly a whole hour has gone reading your blogs, great and thanks for sharing your life. My wife Esther and I are third agers, 70+, full time sold out for Jesus and sharing the gospel thru our copies of the Jesus film in China, India, Sri Lanka and Africa and more. We are just back from helping the Bishop of Malawi, Rutherford Banda, take the gospel to bush villages projecting Jesus Film in Chechawa heart language also visiting their orphanage, the pig and chick farm being built to raise funds, and the the young womans hostel being built. Changing our lives and those we met, particularly children. Sounds much like your time in Malawi.I have a question and need your brain - your indeas on how we best raise ongoing support for the bishops ministry in Malawi to continue,teaching young pastors, planting churches, feeding orphans, sharing the gospel with the hundreds of villages? Any ideas form your experience would be much appreicated to futher the kingdom.Shoulder to shoulder with you brother, davidwood@pobox.com
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